Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th May 2013

Dilbert//8801, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 20th May 2013

Tags

coffee & tea double coffee success work ethic passion necessary

Official transcript

Wally: I'm double-mugging because I heard that passion is necessary for success. By 4pm I'll be so passionate I'll be dating my chair. Catbert: Nothing about that sounded right.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM DOUBLE-MUGGING BECAUSE I HEARD THAT PASSION IS NECESSAR Y FOR SUCCESS.

BY 4 PM I'LL BE SO PASSIONATE I'LL BE DATING MY CHAIR.

NOTHING ABOUT THAT SOUNDED RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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