Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th May 2013

Dilbert//8801, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 20th May 2013

Tags

coffee & tea double coffee success work ethic passion necessary

Official transcript

Wally: I'm double-mugging because I heard that passion is necessary for success. By 4pm I'll be so passionate I'll be dating my chair. Catbert: Nothing about that sounded right.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM DOUBLE-MUGGING BECAUSE I HEARD THAT PASSION IS NECESSAR Y FOR SUCCESS.

BY 4 PM I'LL BE SO PASSIONATE I'LL BE DATING MY CHAIR.

NOTHING ABOUT THAT SOUNDED RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Double-Mugging"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a receding hairline, being mugged twice in one day. Initially, he is robbed of his wallet and phone by a red creature resembling a slug, who claims that "passion is necessary for success." Later, Dilbert is approached by another red creature, who demands that he be passionate about dating his chair by 4 PM.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert: The main character, a bespectacled man with a receding hairline.
• Red Creatures: Two slug-like creatures that mug Dilbert, each with a unique demand.
• Themes: Passion, success, and dating.
• Humor: The absurdity of the situations and the creatures' demands.

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