Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th July 2013

Dilbert//8869, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 27th July 2013

Tags

business ethics coffee & tea managers & supervisors brain scan management potential warm brown liquid speed evolved coffee reservoir business

Official transcript

Catbert: Your brain scan shows tremendous management potential. The part of your brain that would normally control ethics is filled with some sort of warm, brown liquid. It appears that you speed-evolved part of your brain into a coffee reservoir. Wally: People think I don't have a plan.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR BRAIN SCAN SHOWS TREMENDOUS MANAGEMENT POTENTIAL.

THE PART OF YOUR BRAIN THAT WOULD NORMALLY CONTROL ETHICS IS FILLED WITH SOME SORT OF WARM, BROWN LIQUID.

IT APPEARS THAT YOU SPEED-EVOLVED PART OF YOUR BRAIN INTO A COFFEE RESERVOIR.

PEOPLE THINK I DON'T HAVE A PLAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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