Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th July 2013

Dilbert//8869, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 27th July 2013

Tags

business ethics coffee & tea managers & supervisors brain scan management potential warm brown liquid speed evolved coffee reservoir business

Official transcript

Catbert: Your brain scan shows tremendous management potential. The part of your brain that would normally control ethics is filled with some sort of warm, brown liquid. It appears that you speed-evolved part of your brain into a coffee reservoir. Wally: People think I don't have a plan.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR BRAIN SCAN SHOWS TREMENDOUS MANAGEMENT POTENTIAL.

THE PART OF YOUR BRAIN THAT WOULD NORMALLY CONTROL ETHICS IS FILLED WITH SOME SORT OF WARM, BROWN LIQUID.

IT APPEARS THAT YOU SPEED-EVOLVED PART OF YOUR BRAIN INTO A COFFEE RESERVOIR.

PEOPLE THINK I DON'T HAVE A PLAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Coffee Reservoir"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a red character, sitting at his desk with a computer in front of him. He is engaged in a conversation with his boss, who is standing behind him.

• Dilbert's brain scan reveals tremendous management potential.
• However, his brain is filled with warm, brown liquid, which he believes is a coffee reservoir.
• His boss expresses skepticism, stating that he doesn't have a plan.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the lack of planning or direction in the workplace.

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