Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th July 2013

Dilbert//8871, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 29th July 2013

Tags

baby falls game management fast track money money bags punch wessel rescuing plastic baby test weasel greed failed test

Open source transcript

YOUR FIRST TEST ON THE MANAGEMENT FAST TRACK INVOLVES RESCUING A PLASTIC BABY AND A BAG OF MONEY FROM A WEASEL.

YOU MUST PUNCH THE WEASEL THEN CATCH THE MONEY AND THE BABY BEFORE THEY REACH THE GROUND.

I FOUND OUR NEXT CEO.

WAIT SAY THOSE INSTRUCTIONS AGAIN

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