Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th July 2013

Dilbert//8872, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 30th July 2013

Tags

competition (psychology) elevators fear elevator confrontation threat ceo underling power tripping

Official transcript

CEO: Here's the hotshot that everyone says will someday take my job. I'm going to mentor you so hard your intestines will end up in your skull. Wally: I just figured out why people use the stairs.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE HOTSHOT THAT EVERYONE SAYS WILL SOMEDAY TAKE MY JOB.

I'M GOING TO MENTOR YOU SO HARD YOUR INTESTINES WILL END UP IN YOUR SKULL.

I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY PEOPLE USE THE STAIRS.

CHED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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