Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st July 2013

Dilbert//8873, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 31st July 2013

Tags

meetings telephones work ethic teleconference phone on mute nap weaselable

Official transcript

Coworker: Can you attend our Tuesday meeting? Wally: I'll teleconference. Coworker: That will make me wonder if you called in, put your phone on mute, and took a nap. Wally: We useless people call that weaselable doubt.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU ATTEND OUR TUESDAY MEETING?

I'LL TELECONFERENCE.

THAT WILL MAKE ME WONDER IF YOU CALLED IN, PUT YOUR PHONE ON MUTE, AND TOOK A NAP.

WE USELESS PEOPLE CALL THAT WEASELABLE DOUBT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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