Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st August 2013

Dilbert//8874, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 1st August 2013

Tags

apathy managers & supervisors no confidence management low score cancel surveys business

Official transcript

Boss: According to the employee survey, 98% of you have no confidence in management. Rest assured, management will make sure we never again get such a low score. CEO: Cancel all future employee surveys.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO THE EMPLOYEE SURVEY, 98% OF YOU HAVE NO CONFIDENCE IN MANAGEMENT.

EVIL IDIOT REST ASSURED, MANAGEMENT WILL MAKE SURE WE NEVER AGAIN GET SUCH A LOW SCORE.

CANCEL ALL FUTURE EMPLOYEE SURVEYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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