Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd August 2013

Dilbert//8875, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 2nd August 2013

Tags

ignorance (knowledge) email text message voice mail note on desk turing test

Official transcript

Dilbert: You didn't respond to my email, my text message, my voice mail, and the note I left on your desk. Do you know what they call humans who fail the Turing test? Boss: The what? Dilbert: Compared to you, high achievers.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO MY EMAIL, MY TEXT MESSAGE, MY VOICE MAIL, AND THE NOTE I LEFT ON YOUR DESK.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL HUMANS WHO FAIL THE TURING TEST?

THE WHAT?

COMPARED TO YOU, HIGH ACHIEVERS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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