Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 3rd August 2013

Dilbert//8876, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 3rd August 2013

Tags

obliviousness office buildings work ethic prodcutivity cubicles one clown car

Official transcript

Boss: Productivity went down when we moved the engineers from private offices to cubicles. Productivity went down again when we tried to open the office plan. CEO: Have we tried putting all of them in one clown car? Boss: No, but I don't see why that wouldn't work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PRODUCTIVITY WENT DOWN WHEN WE MOVED THE ENGINEERS FROM PRIVATE OFFICES TO CUBICLES.

PRODUCTIVITY WENT DOWN AGAIN WHEN WE TRIED THE OPEN OFFICE PLAN.

HAVE WE TRIED PUTTING ALL OF THEM IN ONE CLOWN CAR?

NO, BUT I DON'T SEE WHY THAT WOULDN'T WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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