Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th August 2013

Dilbert//8878, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 5th August 2013

Tags

executives snobbishness ceo visitis questions ceo special treatment

Official transcript

Boss: When our CEO visits, don't ask him any questions. He hates questions. And don't stare. He hates it when people look at him. Dilbert: May we breathe the air on his planet? Boss: Only the stuff he exhales.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN OUR CEO VISITS, DON'T ASK HIM ANY QUESTIONS. HE HATES QUESTIONS.

AND DON'T STARE.

HE HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT HIM.

MAY WE BREATHE THE AIR ON HIS PLANET?

ONLY THE STUFF HE EXHALES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The CEO's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a CEO who is frustrated with people asking him questions during visits. He expresses his dislike for questions and suggests that people should only breathe the air on his planet, implying that they should only focus on him and not ask questions. The CEO's attitude is humorous and relatable, as it highlights the common phenomenon of people feeling annoyed when asked questions, especially when they are in a position of authority or power. The comic strip pokes fun at the CEO's ego and the absurdity of his request, making it a humorous and entertaining read.

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