Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th August 2013

Dilbert//8878, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 5th August 2013

Tags

executives snobbishness ceo visitis questions ceo special treatment

Official transcript

Boss: When our CEO visits, don't ask him any questions. He hates questions. And don't stare. He hates it when people look at him. Dilbert: May we breathe the air on his planet? Boss: Only the stuff he exhales.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN OUR CEO VISITS, DON'T ASK HIM ANY QUESTIONS. HE HATES QUESTIONS.

AND DON'T STARE.

HE HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT HIM.

MAY WE BREATHE THE AIR ON HIS PLANET?

ONLY THE STUFF HE EXHALES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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