Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th August 2013

Dilbert//8888, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 15th August 2013

Tags

employees medical equipment & supplies biosensor health shallow breathing monitor health business

Official transcript

Boss: Wear this biosensor so management can monitor your health during the day. Dilbert; Wow. I didn't know you cared so much about my health. Boss: Oh, I do. Catbert: Employee 479 doesn't have shallow breathing. You can give that one some more work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WEAR THIS BIOSENSOR SO MANAGEMENT CAN MONITOR YOUR HEALTH DURING THE DAY.

WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED SO MUCH ABOUT MY HEALTH.

OH, I DO.

EMPLOYEE 479 DOESN'T HAVE SHALLOW BREATHING. YOU CAN GIVE THAT ONE SOME MORE WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Wear This Biosensor"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic comments and corporate frustrations.
• In this strip, Dilbert is instructed to wear a biosensor to monitor his health during the day.
• He responds with skepticism, questioning the purpose of the device and its potential impact on his work.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate wellness initiatives and the potential invasion of personal privacy.
• Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the challenges of navigating corporate culture and the tension between individual freedom and employer expectations.

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