Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th August 2013

Dilbert//8888, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 15th August 2013

Tags

employees medical equipment & supplies biosensor health shallow breathing monitor health business

Official transcript

Boss: Wear this biosensor so management can monitor your health during the day. Dilbert; Wow. I didn't know you cared so much about my health. Boss: Oh, I do. Catbert: Employee 479 doesn't have shallow breathing. You can give that one some more work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WEAR THIS BIOSENSOR SO MANAGEMENT CAN MONITOR YOUR HEALTH DURING THE DAY.

WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED SO MUCH ABOUT MY HEALTH.

OH, I DO.

EMPLOYEE 479 DOESN'T HAVE SHALLOW BREATHING. YOU CAN GIVE THAT ONE SOME MORE WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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