Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th August 2013

Dilbert//8889, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 16th August 2013

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cruelty grades managers & supervisors small animal snuff film sociopath module punch a squirrel extra credit coffee pot business

Official transcript

Dilbert: I heard you got booted off the management fast track. Wally: Yeah. I fell asleep during the small animal snuff film and failed the sociopath module. Dilbert: That seems harsh. Wally: I offered to punch a squirrel, but they don't allow extra credit.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU GOT BOOTED OFF THE MANAGEMENT FAST TRACK.

YEAH.

I FELL ASLEEP DURING THE SMALL ANIMAL SNUFF FILM AND FAILED THE SOCIOPATH MODULE.

THAT SEEMS HARSH I OFFERED TO PUNCH A SQUIRREL, BUT THEY DON'T ALLOW EXTRA CREDIT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Sociopath Module".

This comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustrations with corporate bureaucracy. In this particular strip, he is discussing a situation where he fell asleep during a meeting and failed to complete a task, which was attributed to a "sociopath module" in his brain.

The strip consists of three panels:

Panel 1: Dilbert is talking to a coworker, saying "I heard you got booted off the management fast track. Yeah."

Panel 2: Dilbert is shown sleeping at his desk, with a caption that reads "I fell asleep during the small animal snuff film and failed the sociopath module."

Panel 3: Dilbert is now awake and addressing the camera, saying "That seems harsh. I offered to punch a squirrel, but they don't allow extra credit."

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate jargon and the absurdity of modern workplace culture. It also highlights Dilbert's signature deadpan humor and ability to find humor in even the most mundane situations.

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