Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th August 2013

Dilbert//8889, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 16th August 2013

Tags

cruelty grades managers & supervisors small animal snuff film sociopath module punch a squirrel extra credit coffee pot business

Official transcript

Dilbert: I heard you got booted off the management fast track. Wally: Yeah. I fell asleep during the small animal snuff film and failed the sociopath module. Dilbert: That seems harsh. Wally: I offered to punch a squirrel, but they don't allow extra credit.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU GOT BOOTED OFF THE MANAGEMENT FAST TRACK.

YEAH.

I FELL ASLEEP DURING THE SMALL ANIMAL SNUFF FILM AND FAILED THE SOCIOPATH MODULE.

THAT SEEMS HARSH I OFFERED TO PUNCH A SQUIRREL, BUT THEY DON'T ALLOW EXTRA CREDIT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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