Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th August 2013

Dilbert//8890, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 17th August 2013

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anger employees family morons misfits drunks creep boss business

Official transcript

Boss: Carol, I consider you family. Carol: Great. You're lumping me in with a bunch of misfits, morons, and drunks. Get out of my sight, creep. Boss: Just like home.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, 1 CONSIDER YOU FAMILY.

GREAT.

YOU'RE LUMPING ME IN WITH A BUNCH OF MISFITS, MORONS, AND DRUNKS. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, CREEP.

JUST LIKE HOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Just Like Home"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his corporate job. The strip consists of three panels, each showcasing Dilbert's interactions with his family and coworkers.

• Panel 1: Dilbert's family member, Carol, greets him warmly, but Dilbert responds with sarcasm, saying, "You're lumping me in with a bunch of misfits, morons, and drunks. Get out of my sight, creep." This exchange sets the tone for the rest of the strip.
• Panel 2: Dilbert is shown at his desk, looking unenthused and disinterested. His coworker, a woman, approaches him and says, "Carol, I consider you family." Dilbert responds with a snarky comment, implying that his workplace is more like home than his family.
• Panel 3: Dilbert is shown standing in front of a door, looking dejected and defeated. He thinks to himself, "Just like home." The final panel suggests that Dilbert feels trapped and miserable in both his personal and professional life.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the monotony and drudgery of corporate life, as well as the challenges of maintaining relationships outside of work.

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