Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th August 2013

Dilbert//8890, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 17th August 2013

Tags

anger employees family morons misfits drunks creep boss business

Official transcript

Boss: Carol, I consider you family. Carol: Great. You're lumping me in with a bunch of misfits, morons, and drunks. Get out of my sight, creep. Boss: Just like home.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, 1 CONSIDER YOU FAMILY.

GREAT.

YOU'RE LUMPING ME IN WITH A BUNCH OF MISFITS, MORONS, AND DRUNKS. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, CREEP.

JUST LIKE HOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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