Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd August 2013

Dilbert//8896, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 23rd August 2013

Tags

discussion dress for the job dress for the job you want fault guilt more specific naked clothes work

Official transcript

Boss: When I said you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have... I shouldn't have needed to be more specific than that. Wally: You have a way of making everything sound like it's my fault.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I SAID YOU SHOULD DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE JOB YOU HAVE...

I SHOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC THAN THAT.

YOU HAVE A WAY OF MAKING EVERYTHING SOUND LIKE IT'S MY FAULT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Job You Want"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee.
• The boss tells the employee to dress for the job they want, not the job they have.
• The employee responds by saying they shouldn't have to be more specific than that.
• The boss becomes defensive, claiming they have a way of making everything sound like it's their fault.
• The employee is shown wearing a mask with the letter "M" on it, indicating they may be a victim of the boss's behavior.

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