Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th August 2013

Dilbert//8897, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 24th August 2013

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computer programmers international economic integration unemployed immortal preventer of information services outsiurced buzzkill

Official transcript

Mordac: I am Mordac, the preventer of information services, and I am immortal! Dilbert: Actually, in a few years your function will be either distributed across existing organizations or outsourced. Mordac: Well, that was a total buzzkill.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES, AND I AM IMMORTAL!

ACTUALLY, IN A FEW YEARS YOUR FUNCTION WILL BE EITHER DISTRIBUTED ACROSS EXISTING ORGANIZATIONS OR OUTSOURCED.

WELL, THAT WAS A TOTAL BUZZKILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Buzzkill"

Summary:

The comic strip features Mordac, the Preventer of Information Services, who is thrilled to announce that he will be immortalized in a few years' time. He explains that his function will be distributed across existing organizations or outsourced, ensuring his legacy lives on.

However, his excitement is short-lived as he realizes that this means he will no longer be needed, and his job will be eliminated. The strip humorously highlights the irony of Mordac's situation, where his own immortality ultimately leads to his demise.

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