Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th September 2013

Dilbert//8908, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 4th September 2013

Tags

competition (psychology) ignorance (knowledge) big tech firms hiring people prestigious degrees hiring idiots vacuum up hiring accused murderers bail

Official transcript

Catbert: The big tech firms say they no longer care about hiring people who have prestigious degrees. Obviously, they're trying to sucker the rest of us into hiring idiots while they vacuum up the people from the top schools. CEO: We need to get on this. Catbert: We could say we get good results by hiring accused murderers who are out on bail.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BIG TECH FIRMS SAY THEY NO LONGER CARE ABOUT HIRING PEOPLE WHO HAVE PRESTIGIOUS DEGREES.

OBVIOUSLY, THEY'RE TRYING TO SUCKER THE REST OF US INTO HIRING IDIOTS WHILE THEY VACUUM UP THE PEOPLE FROM TOP SCHOOLS.

SHLOOP SHLOOP WE NEED TO GET IN ON THIS.

WE COULD SAY WE GET GOOD RESULTS BY HIRING ACCUSED MURDERERS WHO ARE OUT ON BAIL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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