Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th September 2013

Dilbert//8916, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 12th September 2013

Tags

civil disobedience elbonian embassy card table asylum embacile clever

Official transcript

Dilbert; I'm looking for the Elbonian embassy. Elbonian: You found it. It's just me and this card table. If you need asylum, pull up a chair. Dilbert: Has anyone ever called you and "embacile?"

Elbonian: That's clever. I like it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM LOOKING FOR THE ELBONIAN EMBASSY.

YOU FOUND IT.

IT'S JUST ME AND THIS CARD TABLE.

IF YOU NEED ASYLUM, PULL UP A CHAIR.

HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED YOU AN "EMBACILE"?

THAT'S CLEVER.

I LIKE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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