Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th September 2013

Dilbert//8917, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 13th September 2013

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correspondence rodents dilbert seeks asylum at elbonia's embassy embassy peanut squirrel secret message

Official transcript

Elbonian: We don't have a lot of fancy technology in our embassy. If you want to send a message to the outside world, carve it on a peanut and give it to a squirrel. Dilbert: The squirrel would eat the peanut. Elbonian: Wow! You do not trust squirrels. Dilbert seeks asylum at Elbonia's embassy

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SEEKS ASYLUM AT ELBONIA'S EMBASSY WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF FANCY TECHNOLOGY IN OUR EMBASSY.

Ner IF YOU WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD, CARVE IT ON A PEANUT AND GIVE IT TO A SQUIRREL.

THE SQUIRREL WOULD EAT THE PEANUT.

WOW!

YOU DO NOT TRUST SQUIRRELS.

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