Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th September 2013

Dilbert//8918, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 14th September 2013

Tags

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Official transcript

NSA Agent: Your son is a traitor who stole top-secret data from his own government. We'd like you to talk him into leaving the Elbonian embassy so we can execute him for treason.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR SON IS A TRAITOR WHO STOLE TOP-SECRET DATA FROM HIS OWN GOVERNMENT.

WE'D LIKE YOU TO TALK HIM INTO LEAVING THE ELBONIAN EMBASSY SO WE CAN EXECUTE HIM FOR TREASON

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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