Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th September 2013

Dilbert//8919, first published thirteen years ago on Sunday 15th September 2013

Tags

frustration managers & supervisors product changes change orders new features online change order system old forms change order managemet better plan business

Official transcript

Boss; Don't make any product changes without change orders. When users ask for new features, direct them to the online change order system. Dilbert: That system only has the old forms. Boss: Tell someone to put the new ones on there. Wally: That would require a change order. Dilbert: Maybe we could tell users our sense of hope was killed by something called management. The we could sort of slump over like we're waiting for death's cold embrace. Boss: I'll get back to you if I think of a better plan.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T MAKE ANY PRODUCT CHANGES WITHOUT CHANGE ORDERS.

WHEN USERS ASK FOR NEW FEATURES, DIRECT THEM TO THE ONLINE CHANGE ORDER SYSTEM.

THAT SYSTEM ONLY HAS THE OLD FORMS.

TELL SOMEONE TO PUT THE NEW ONES ON THERE.

THAT WOULD REQUIRE A CHANGE ORDER.

MAYBE WE COULD TELL USERS OUR SENSE OF HOPE WAS KILLED BY SOMETHING CALLED MANAGEMENT.

THEN WE COULD SORT OF SLUMP OVER LIKE WE'RE WAITING FOR DEATH'S COLD EMBRACE.

I'LL GET BACK TO YOU IF I THINK OF A BETTER PLAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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