Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th September 2013

Dilbert//8920, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 16th September 2013

Tags

internet & world wide web surveillance government databases rest passwords case file face on pennies

Official transcript

Wally: I thought you were on the run for hacking the government's databases. Dilbert: I was. But they forgot to reset their passwords, so I deleted my case file and gave myself a tax break. Wally: Did you get me anything? Dilbert: You're the new face on pennies.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE RUN FOR HACKING THE GOVERNMENT'S DATABASES.

WAS.

BUT THEY FORGOT TO RESET THEIR PASSWORDS, SO I DELETED MY CASE FILE AND GAVE MYSELF A TAX BREAK.

DID YOU GET ME ANYTHING?

YOU'RE THE NEW FACE ON PENNIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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