Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th September 2013

Dilbert//8921, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 17th September 2013

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lying new business professional liar albis job refernces annual reports born evil

Official transcript

Dogbert: I'm starting a new business as a professional liar. I'll provide alibis, job references, annual reports, and that sort of thing. Dilbert; Were you born evil? Dogbert: It feels as if someone else had a hand in it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM STARTING A NEW BUSINESS AS A PROFESSIONAL LIAR.

I'LL PROVIDE ALIBIS, JOB REFERENCES, ANNUAL REPORTS, AND THAT SORT OF THING WERE YOU BORN EVIL?

IT FEELS AS IF SOMEONE ELSE HAD A HAND IN IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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