Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th September 2013

Dilbert//8922, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 18th September 2013

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ignorance (knowledge) managers & supervisors innovate google apple 3m smart people fire yourselves business technology

Official transcript

Dogbert: Today I'll teach you how to innovate the way Apple, Google, and 3M do it. Replace all of your dimwitted employees with smart people... then fire yourselves. The rest is just blah, blah, blah. Boss: Should we be taking notes?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO INNOVATE THE WAY APPLE, GOOGLE, AND 3M DO IT.

REPLACE ALL OF YOUR DIMWITTED EMPLOYEES UTTH SMART PEOP F THEN FIRE YOURSELVES.

FIRE HIRE 17D.

THE REST IS JUST BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

SHOULD WE BE TAKING NOTES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Innovate the Way Apple, Google, and 3M Do It"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white-haired character, addressing a group of employees. He suggests replacing all employees with smart people, then firing themselves. The employees are skeptical, with one asking if they should be taking notes. The strip humorously critiques the idea of innovation and the challenges of implementing change in a workplace setting.

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