Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th September 2013

Dilbert//8923, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 19th September 2013

Tags

managers & supervisors obliviousness innovation business

Official transcript

Boss: How's the innovation going? Dilbert: Amazing. It couldn't be better. Right now it's all happening in my mind. Bit if any of it gets out, I'll let you know. Boss; I think's it's fair to say I managed the bejeezus out of that situation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S THE INNOVATION GOING?

AMAZING.

IT COULDN'T BE BETTER.

RIGHT NOW IT'S ALL HAPPENING IN MY MIND. BUT IF ANY OF IT GETS OUT, I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY I MANAGED THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF THAT SITUATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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