Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th November 2013

Dilbert//8976, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 11th November 2013

Tags

biometric sensor cruelty electric shock inventions prototype tasered test animals humans

Official transcript

Dilbert: I added a biometric sensor to our smartphone prototype. It uses x-rays. Boss: Maybe you should have tested it on animals first. Dilbert: Do I look like an animal hater?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ADDED A BIOMETRIC SENSOR TO OUR SMART- PHONE PROTOTYPE.

ZZEEEP IT USES X-RAYS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE TESTED IT ON ANIMALS FIRST.

DO I LOOK LIKE AN ANIMAL HATER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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