Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th November 2013

Dilbert//8977, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 12th November 2013

Tags

hypocrisy mobile (cell) phones phone rining fired judge ironic threat legal

Official transcript

Boss: Anyone whose phone rings during this meeting will be fired on the spot. Stop judging me with your eyes. Dilbert: It's the only thing that keeps them open.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ANYONE WHOSE PHONE RINGS DURING THIS MEETING WILL BE FIRED ON THE SPOT.

RRRRING!

STOP JUDGING ME WITH YOUR EYES.

IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS THEM OPEN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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