Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th November 2013

Dilbert//8978, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 13th November 2013

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obliviousness multitasking lower iq disagreement office desk

Official transcript

Boss: Keep talking. I can multitask. Dilbert: Studies show that multitasking with interruptions can lower I.Q. by ten points. You don't have that much to spare. Boss: I disagree with whatever you said. Dilbert: I said you're competent.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

KEEP TALKING. I CAN MULTITASK.

STUDIES SHOW THAT MULTITASKING WITH INTERRUPTIONS CAN LOWER I.Q. BY TEN POINTS. YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH TO SPARE.

I DISAGREE WITH WHATEVER YOU SAID.

I SAID YOU'RE COMPETENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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