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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th November 2013

Dilbert//8979, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 14th November 2013


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alcoholic beverages executive retreat executives lower prices price war prices profit margin strategy


Official transcript

Boss: Our new strategy is to lower our prices to increase sales. Dilbert: So our strategy is to start a price war and drive our profit margin to zero? Boss: It made sense at the executive retreat. Alice: Was alcohol involved?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR NEW STRATEGY IS TO LOWER OUR PRICES TO INCREASE SALES.

SO OUR STRATEGY IS TO START A PRICE WAR AND DRIVE OUR PROFIT MARGIN TO ZERO?

IT MADE SENSE AT THE EXECUTIVE RETREAT.

WAS ALCOHOL INVOLVED?

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