Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th December 2013

Dilbert//9001, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 6th December 2013

Tags

annoyance friendship internet & world wide web facebook freinds post things inconvienient relationships

Official transcript

Wally: I want to use Facebook to waste time at work, but I don't have any friends. Do you mind if I friend you? Dilbert: Sure. You'll be my only friend. Wally: Will you post things for me to look at. Dilbert: Wow. Friends are totally inconvenient.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT TO USE FACEBOOK TO WASTE TIME AT WORK, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.

DO YOU MIND IF I FRIEND YOU?

SURE.

YOULL BE MY ONLY FRIEND.

WILL YOU POST THINGS FOR ME TO LOOK AT?

WOW.

FRIENDS ARE TOTALLY INCONVENIENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Facebook Friends"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life.
• In this strip, Dilbert is shown to be using Facebook to waste time at work.
• He expresses his desire to use the platform without having any friends, but instead, he wants to be friends with his boss.
• The conversation between Dilbert and his boss is lighthearted and playful, with Dilbert's boss responding with a humorous comment about friends being "totally inconvenient."
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of using social media to connect with others, while also highlighting the challenges of maintaining relationships in a fast-paced work environment.

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