Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th December 2013

Dilbert//9002, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 7th December 2013

Tags

public speaking telephones public address button calls talking to doctor talking dirty practice

Official transcript

Carol: You keep pressing the public address button on your phone when you make calls. We can't tell if you're talking to your doctor or you're really, really bad at talking dirty to your wife. Boss: I use one to practice the other.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU KEEP PRESSING THE PUBLIC ADDRESS BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE WHEN YOU MAKE CALLS.

WE CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR DOCTOR OR YOU'RE REALLY, REALLY BAD AT TALKING DIRTY TO YOUR WIFE.

I USE ONE TO PRACTICE THE OTHER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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