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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th December 2013

Dilbert//9013, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 18th December 2013


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avarice family personal items cubilces photos of kids


Official transcript

Boss: Is that a picture of your kids? No personal items are allowed in cubicles! Employee: It's not personal. My kids are only in it for the money. Boss: It's more of a gray are than you'd think.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR KIDS? NO PERSONAL ITEMS ARE ALLOWED IN CUBICLES!

IT'S NOT PERSONAL. MY KIDS ARE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY.

IT'S MORE OF A GRAY AREA THAN YOUD THINK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Personal Items in Cubicles"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee about personal items in cubicles. The boss asks if the employee's picture of their kids is a personal item, to which the employee responds that it is not personal, but rather a reflection of the kids' financial worth. The boss then asks if the red cat on the employee's desk is a gray area, implying that it may be a personal item, but the employee clarifies that it is simply a cat. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some employees may try to blur the lines between personal and professional items in the workplace.

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