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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th December 2013

Dilbert//9021, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 26th December 2013


Tags

surprise work ethic having passion


Official transcript

CEO: The key to success is having passion for what you do! Dilbert: You make a good point. I quit. Wally: I'm out of here. Alice: Me, too. CEO: You promised me they wouldn't listen. Boss: It caught me by surprise, too.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS HAVING PASSION FOR WHAT YOU DO!

YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT. I QUIT.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

ME TOO YOU PROMISED ME THEY WOULDNT LISTEN.

IT CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE TOO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Key to Success is Having Passion for What You Do"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a group of employees gathered around a table, with one employee standing out for their unique appearance.
  • The boss announces that the key to success is having passion for what you do.
  • One employee, who has been quiet until now, suddenly speaks up and says they quit.
  • The boss is shocked and asks the employee to stay, but they refuse.
  • The boss then asks the other employees if they are out of their mind, and they all agree.
  • The boss is left alone at the table, looking confused and concerned.
  • The final panel shows the boss looking at the employee who quit, saying "You promised me they wouldn't listen. It caught me by surprise too."

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