Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th January 2014

Dilbert//9035, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 9th January 2014

Tags

human body love rodents hugs without hassle oxytocin levels cuddles relationships

Official transcript

Wally: I want the health benefits of hugging without the hassle of a relationship. This rat is like a patch that increases my ocytocin levels. Rat: I thought we were in love. Wally: That's your oxytocin talking.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF HUGGING WITHOUT THE HASSLE OF A RELATIONSHIP.

THIS RAT IS LIKE A PATCH THAT INCREASES MY OXYTOCIN LEVELS.

I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE.

THAT'S YOUR OXYTOCIN TALKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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