Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th January 2014

Dilbert//9055, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 29th January 2014

Tags

cowardice terrorists international terrorist cancel order big hit earnings decimate value stock options transfer poor safety record

Official transcript

Dilbert: I discovered that the customer for our fleet sale of commercial drones is an international terrorist. Now we have to cancel the order, take a big hit to earnings, and decimate the value of your stock options in the company. CEO: Or... I could transfer you to a department that has a poor safety record and hope for the best.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DISCOVERED THAT THE CUSTOMER FOR OUR FLEET SALE OF COMMERCIAL DRONES IS AN INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST.

NOW WE HAVE TO CANCEL THE ORDER, TAKE A BIG HIT TO EARNINGS, AND DECIMATE THE VALUE OF YOUR STOCK OPTIONS IN THE COMPANY.

OR ... I COULD TRANSFER YOU TO A DEPARTMENT THAT HAS A POOR SAFETY RECORD AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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