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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th January 2014

Dilbert//9056, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 30th January 2014


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frustration negative good communicator terrible ideas be more positive fixed now good job leadership


Official transcript

Boss: You're being too negative lately. Dilbert: Am I negative or am I a good communicator surrounded by terrible ideas. Boss: Just try to be more positive! Dilbert: Okay, I'm all fixed now. Good job on the leadership.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU'RE BEING TOO NEGATIVE LATELY.

AM I NEGATIVE OR AM I A GOOD COMMUNICATOR SURROUNDED BY TERRIBLE IDEAS?

JUST TRY TO BE MORE POSITIVE!

OKAY, IM ALL FIXED NOW. GOOD JOB ON THE LEADERSHIP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Terrible Ideas"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding, and short-statured man with a distinctive hairstyle, in a meeting with his boss. The conversation begins with the boss inquiring about Dilbert's negativity, prompting Dilbert to question whether he is a good communicator surrounded by terrible ideas. The boss responds by encouraging Dilbert to focus on being more positive, despite the presence of poor ideas. The strip concludes with Dilbert expressing his willingness to adapt to the leadership's approach.

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