Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st February 2014

Dilbert//9058, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 1st February 2014

Tags

basket cases bottom dollar dysfunction mentor new hire office equipment office robot human life less important

Official transcript

Boss: I need someone to mentor our new hire, but every one of you is dysfunctional. So I'm having our office robot do the mentoring. It can't be worse than you basket cases. Employee: So... human life is less important than office equipment? Robot: Far less. It's not even close.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED SOMEONE TO MENTOR OUR NEW HIRE, BUT EVERY ONE OF YOU IS DYSFUNCTIONAL.

SO I'M HAVING OUR OFFICE ROBOT DO THE MENTORING. IT CANT BE WORSE THAN YOU BASKET CASES.

SO HUMAN LIFE IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN OFFICE EQUIPMENT?

FAR LESS. IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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