Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd February 2014

Dilbert//9059, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 2nd February 2014

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engineers managers & supervisors questioning jeff bezos rule rule of meetings two pizzas feed a meeting eat two pizzas zeros paradox feed everyone cheese bread business

Official transcript

Boss: We're going to use the Jeff Bezos rule of meetings. Bezos says you should never have a meeting that is so big you can't feed everyone with two pizzas. Wally: I can eat two pizzas by myself. Alice: How do you count the people who have gluten sensitivity and don't eat pizza? Dilbert: If I apply Zeno's Paradox to the slice size, can I have infinite attendees? Wally: And what does it mean to "feed"

everyone? Do they need to be totally full? Boss: Stop being engineers! Wally: How does cheese bread fit into this?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE GOING TO USE THE JEFF BEZOS RULE OF MEETINGS.

BEZOS SAYS YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE A MEETING THAT IS SO BIG YOU CAN'T FEED EVERYONE WITH TWO PIZZAS.

I CAN EAT TWO PIZZAS BY MYSELF.

HOW DO YOU COUNT THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE GLUTEN SENSITIVITY AND DON'T EAT PIZZA?

IF I APPLY ZENO'S PARADOX TO THE SLICE SIZE, CAN I HAVE INFINITE ATTENDEES?

AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO "FEED" EVERYONE? DO THEY NEED TO BE TOTALLY FULL?

STOP BEING ENGINEERS!

HOW DOES CHEESE BREAD FIT INTO THIS?

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