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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd February 2014

Dilbert//9060, first published twelve years ago on Monday 3rd February 2014


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baked products coaches & coaching stress will power is finite cake for lunch coaching session long hours


Official transcript

Boss: Studies say willpower is finite. If you use it for one thing, you have less for another. So if it feels hard to work long hours, without any reward, try eating cake for lunch. Wally: How'd your coaching session go? Dilbert: For once, it wasn't all bad.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

STUDIES SAY WILLPOWER IS FINITE. IF YOU USE IT FOR ONE THING, YOU HAVE LESS FOR ANOTHER.

SO IF IT FEELS HARD TO WORK LONG HOURS WITHOUT ANY REWARD, TRY EATING CAKE FOR LUNCH.

HOW'D YOUR COACHING SESSION GO?

FOR ONCE, IT WASN'T ALL BAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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