Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th February 2014

Dilbert//9061, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 4th February 2014

Tags

dieting & weight control stress overeating willpower downside 20 year reduction life expectency

Official transcript

Dilbert: I took your advice to start overeating so I could save all of my willpower for work. The only downside is a twenty-year reduction in my life expectancy. Boss: Are you okay with that? Dilbert: Who would want twenty extra years of my life?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TOOK YOUR ADVICE TO START OVEREATING SO I COULD SAVE ALL OF MY WILLPOWER FOR WORK.

THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS A TWENTY- YEAR REDUCTION IN MY LIFE EXPECTANCY.

ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?

WHO WOULD WANT TWENTY EXTRA YEARS OF MY LIFE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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