Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th February 2014

Dilbert//9069, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 12th February 2014

Tags

conversation executives leadership acceptable behavior alight goals company objectives deal directly conflict maintain positive attitude impressive

Official transcript

CEO: Who's up for some leadership? Watch me define acceptable behavior, align your goals with company objectives, prioritize respect, deal directly with conflict, maintain a positive attitude, and pretend to care! Wally: That would be impressive. CEO: Settle down, Bilbo.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHO'S UP FOR SOME LEADERSHIP?

WATCH ME DEFINE ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR, ALIGN YOUR GOALS WITH COMPANY OBJECTIVES, PRIORITIZE RESPECT, DEAL DIRECTLY WITH CONFLICT, MAINTAIN A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND PRETEND TO CARE!

THAT WOULD BE IMPRESSIVE.

SETTLE DOWN, BILBO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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