Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th February 2014

Dilbert//9070, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 13th February 2014

Tags

deception language managers & supervisors key to leadership vague golas jargon wishful thinking dumping work whine about goals better system business

Official transcript

Boss: The key to leadership is setting vague goals that are a combination of jargon and wishful thinking. That way, I can keep dumping work on you without hearing you whine that it doesn't fit with your goals. You have to admit, my system is better than whatever you're doing over there. Dilbert: Yup.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE KEY TO LEADERSHIP IS SETTING VAGUE GOALS THAT ARE A COMBINATION OF JARGON AND WISHFUL THINKING.

THAT WAY, I CAN KEEP DUMPING WORK ON YOU WITHOUT HEARING YOU WHINE THAT IT DOESN'T FIT WITH YOUR GOALS.

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, MY SYSTEM IS BETTER THAN WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING OVER THERE.

YUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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