Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st March 2014

Dilbert//9086, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 1st March 2014

Tags

ignorance (knowledge) obstinacy studies show offering customers problem prevent success many otions hinderance

Official transcript

Dilbert: Studies show that offering customers too many options can prevent them from buying. Boss: Studies?? That doesn't sound like a real thing. Dilbert: I don't know what to do now. Boss: Maybe that's the problem.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STUDIES SHOW THAT OFFERING CUSTOMERS TOO MANY OPTIONS CAN PREVENT THEM FROM BUYING.

STUDIES???

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A REAL THING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW.

MAYBE THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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