Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd March 2014

Dilbert//9087, first published twelve years ago on Sunday 2nd March 2014

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obliviousness thinking judge them chipmunk judge algebra complex and useful innovative circuit design engineer office setting desks computers engineering

Official transcript

Boss: Do you have any great ideas? Dilbert: How would I know? Boss: You could tell me your ideas and I'll judge them Dilbert: That's like asking a chipmunk to judge algebra. Boss: Are you comparing me to algebra? Dilbert: Sure, let's go with that. Boss: That makes sense because algebra is complex and useful... just like me. Dilbert: So... what do you think of this innovative circuit design? Boss: It's um... fine? Dilbert: Said the chipmunk to the engineer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE ANY GREAT IDEAS?

HOW WOULD I KNOW?

YOU COULD TELL ME YOUR IDEAS AND I'LL JUDGE THEM.

THAT'S LIKE ASKING A CHIPMUNK TO JUDGE ALGEBRA.

ARE YOU COMPARING ALGEBRA?

SURE.

LET'S GO WITH THAT.

THAT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE ALGEBRA IS COMPLEX AND USEFUL ... JUST LIKE ME.

SO ... WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS INNOVATIVE CIRCUIT DESIGN?

IT'S, UM...

FINE?

SAID THE CHIPMUNK TO THE ENGINEER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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