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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd March 2014

Dilbert//9088, first published twelve years ago on Monday 3rd March 2014


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business people managers & supervisors holacarcy underlings abusing for years boot on neck resistance to changes business


Official transcript

CEO: I'm eliminating all management levels and making us a holacracy. Boss: Noooo!!! Please don't make me equal to the underlings I've been abusing for years! In my defense, I thought I would always have my boot on your neck. Dilbert: Shush.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M ELIMINATING ALL MANAGEMENT LEVELS AND MAKING US A HOLACRACY.

NO000!!!

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME EQUAL TO THE UNDERLINGS IVE BEEN ABUSING FOR YEARS!

IN MY DEFENSE, I THOUGHT I WOULD ALWAYS HAVE MY BOOT ON YOUR NECK.

SHUSH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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