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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd March 2014

Dilbert//9088, first published twelve years ago on Monday 3rd March 2014


Tags

business people managers & supervisors holacarcy underlings abusing for years boot on neck resistance to changes business


Official transcript

CEO: I'm eliminating all management levels and making us a holacracy. Boss: Noooo!!! Please don't make me equal to the underlings I've been abusing for years! In my defense, I thought I would always have my boot on your neck. Dilbert: Shush.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M ELIMINATING ALL MANAGEMENT LEVELS AND MAKING US A HOLACRACY.

NO000!!!

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME EQUAL TO THE UNDERLINGS IVE BEEN ABUSING FOR YEARS!

IN MY DEFENSE, I THOUGHT I WOULD ALWAYS HAVE MY BOOT ON YOUR NECK.

SHUSH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Holacracy" by Scott Adams, published in 2014.

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a company's attempt to eliminate management levels and implement a holacracy, a management system that eliminates traditional management roles. However, the employees are resistant to change and continue to abuse their underlings, despite the new system. The boss is frustrated with the lack of progress and the continued abuse of power.

Key Elements:

  • The comic strip satirizes the idea of holacracy and the challenges of implementing it in a real-world setting.
  • It highlights the difficulties of changing workplace culture and the persistence of old habits.
  • The strip features the typical Dilbert characters, including the bald, bespectacled boss and the sarcastic, cynical employees.

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