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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th March 2014

Dilbert//9089, first published twelve years ago on Tuesday 4th March 2014


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managers & supervisors office workers organized as holacracy dynamic governance transparent operations harnessing conscious capacity wander around dynamically business


Official transcript

Boss: Now that we're organized as a holacracy, I have no idea what I should be doing. Catbert: Holacracy involves dynamic governance, transparent operations, and harnessing your conscious capacity. Boss: That sounds like "wander around."

Catbert: Try to do it dynamically.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NOW THAT WE'RE ORGANIZED AS A HOLACRACY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING.

HOLACRACY INVOLVES DYNAMIC GOVERNANCE, TRANSPARENT OPERATIONS, AND HARNESSING YOUR CONSCIOUS CAPACITY.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE "WANDER AROUND." TRY TO DO IT DYNAMICALLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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