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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th March 2014

Dilbert//9090, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 5th March 2014


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babbling holacracy organized peoples cubicles work ethic learn to look busy


Official transcript

Boss: Now that we're organized as a holacracy, I need to learn how to look busy like the rest of you. Wally: Try walking into people's cubicles without an invitation and babbling about things they don't care about. Boss: I should write this down.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

NOW THAT WERE ORGANIZED AS A HOLACRACY, I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO LOOK BUSY LIKE THE REST OF YOU.

TRY WALKING INTO PEOPLE'S CUBICLES WITHOUT AN INVITATION AND BABBLING ABOUT THINGS THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT.

I SHOULD WRITE THIS DOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Holacracy in Action"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a humorous take on the concept of holacracy, a management system that eliminates traditional hierarchies and job titles. The strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic commentary on office life, in a meeting where he is trying to introduce holacracy to his coworkers.

Panel 1:

  • Dilbert is standing at a whiteboard, explaining the concept of holacracy to his coworkers.
  • He says, "Now that we're organized as a holacracy, I need to learn how to look busy like the rest of you."

Panel 2:

  • Dilbert's coworker, Wally, is sitting at his desk, looking unimpressed.
  • Dilbert says, "Try walking into people's cubicles without an invitation and babbling about things they don't care about."

Panel 3:

  • Dilbert is standing in front of Wally's cubicle, talking nonsense.
  • Wally is looking at him with a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

Panel 4:

  • Dilbert says, "I should write this down."
  • The strip ends with Dilbert walking away, looking satisfied with himself.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of holacracy and the challenges of implementing it in a real-world office setting. It highlights the absurdity of trying to force a new management system on employees who may not be receptive to it.

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