Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th March 2014

Dilbert//9091, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 6th March 2014

Dilbert for Wednesday 5th March 2014

Dilbert for Friday 7th March 2014

Tags

employees optimism flattened management structure uptick in fork attacks insider trading benefits stock portfolio up sciatica better business

Official transcript

CEO: How's our new flattened management structure working out? Boss: I'm seeing an uptick in fork attacks and insider trading. CEO: Now tell me the benefits. Boss: My sciatica no longer hurts. And my stock portfolio is way up.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S OUR NEW FLATTENED MANAGEMENT STRUCTURE WORKING OUT?

I'M SEEING AN UPTICK IN FORK ATTACKS AND INSIDER TRADING.

NOW TELL ME THE BENEFITS.

MY SCIATICA NO LONGER HURTS, AND MY STOCK PORTFOLIO IS WAY UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "My Sciatica No Longer Hurts, and My Stock Portfolio is Way Up." The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, in a conversation with his boss.

The Conversation

Dilbert's boss asks how the new management structure is working out.
Dilbert responds that he is seeing an uptick in fork attacks and insider trading.
Dilbert then reveals that his sciatica no longer hurts and his stock portfolio is doing well.

Humor and Commentary

The comic strip uses humor to comment on the challenges of working in a corporate environment, where employees may be forced to prioritize their own interests over the well-being of others. The punchline about the stock portfolio adds an unexpected twist, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

Overall

The comic strip is a lighthearted commentary on the corporate world, using humor to highlight the absurdities and challenges of working in a large organization.

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