Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th March 2014

Dilbert//9091, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 6th March 2014

Tags

employees optimism flattened management structure uptick in fork attacks insider trading benefits stock portfolio up sciatica better business

Official transcript

CEO: How's our new flattened management structure working out? Boss: I'm seeing an uptick in fork attacks and insider trading. CEO: Now tell me the benefits. Boss: My sciatica no longer hurts. And my stock portfolio is way up.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S OUR NEW FLATTENED MANAGEMENT STRUCTURE WORKING OUT?

I'M SEEING AN UPTICK IN FORK ATTACKS AND INSIDER TRADING.

NOW TELL ME THE BENEFITS.

MY SCIATICA NO LONGER HURTS, AND MY STOCK PORTFOLIO IS WAY UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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