Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th March 2014

Dilbert//9111, first published twelve years ago on Wednesday 26th March 2014

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efficiency experts stress consultant booze muhkidney business travel nightmare business

Official transcript

Boss: I hired a consultant from the respected firm Booz Muhkidney. Consultant: My life is a nightmare of business travel, loneliness, and sleep deprivation. I'm only 25 years old! Boss: It's a travel day. He'll calm down after he drinks lunch.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A CONSULTANT FROM THE RESPECTED FIRM BOOZE MUHKIDNEY.

((-1) MY LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE OF BUSINESS TRAVEL, LONELINESS, AND SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

IM ONLY 25 YEARS OLD!

02-10) IT'S A TRAVEL DAY.

HELL CALM DOWN AFTER HE DRINKS LUNCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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