Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th March 2014

Dilbert//9112, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 27th March 2014

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efficiency experts stress consultant booze muhkidney travel work unhealthy food total failure sleepless nights power point slides business

Official transcript

Consultant: All I do is travel, work, and eat unhealthy food. I'm a total failure at managing my own life, and yet people hire me for business advice. I haven't slept since October. Dilbert: I was told there would be PowerPoint slides. Consultant from Booze Muhkidney

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CONSULTANT FROM BOOZE MUHKIDNEY ALL I DO IS TRAVEL, WORK, AND EAT UNHEALTHY FOOD.

I'M A TOTAL FAILURE AT MANAGING MY OWN LIFE, AND YET PEOPLE HIRE ME FOR BUSINESS ADVICE.

I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE OCTOBER.

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE POWER - POINT SLIDES.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Consultant from Booze Muhkidney"

Summary:

The comic strip features a consultant from Booze Muhkidney, who is known for being unhealthy and failing at managing his own life. Despite this, he is hired by people for business advice. The consultant is shown sitting at a desk, surrounded by his colleagues, who are all dressed in business attire. He is wearing a suit and tie, but his hair is messy and unkempt.

The consultant begins by stating that he does all of his work, travels, and eats unhealthy food. He then reveals that he is a total failure at managing his own life and has not slept since October. Despite this, he is confident that he can provide valuable business advice to others.

The consultant's colleagues are skeptical of his abilities, but they are also impressed by his confidence. One of them asks him if he has any PowerPoint slides to share, and the consultant responds by saying that he was told there would be PowerPoint slides.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of hiring someone who is clearly unqualified to provide business advice. It suggests that sometimes, people may be more interested in hiring someone with a certain image or reputation, rather than someone who actually has the skills and expertise to do the job.

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