Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th March 2014

Dilbert//9112, first published twelve years ago on Thursday 27th March 2014

Tags

efficiency experts stress consultant booze muhkidney travel work unhealthy food total failure sleepless nights power point slides business

Official transcript

Consultant: All I do is travel, work, and eat unhealthy food. I'm a total failure at managing my own life, and yet people hire me for business advice. I haven't slept since October. Dilbert: I was told there would be PowerPoint slides. Consultant from Booze Muhkidney

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CONSULTANT FROM BOOZE MUHKIDNEY ALL I DO IS TRAVEL, WORK, AND EAT UNHEALTHY FOOD.

I'M A TOTAL FAILURE AT MANAGING MY OWN LIFE, AND YET PEOPLE HIRE ME FOR BUSINESS ADVICE.

I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE OCTOBER.

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE POWER - POINT SLIDES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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