Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th March 2014

Dilbert//9113, first published twelve years ago on Friday 28th March 2014

Tags

illness stress culture of consulting fiorms flat linig false larm graphs

Official transcript

Consultant: I haven't slept since October because the culture of consulting firms is anti-health. I'm flat-lining! False alarm. I'm back. Who wants to make some graphs?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE OCTOBER BECAUSE THE CULTURE OF CONSULTING FIRMS IS ANTI-HEALTH.

I'M FLAT- LINING!

FALSE ALARM. IM BACK. WHO WANTS TO MAKE SOME GRAPHS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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