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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th March 2014

Dilbert//9113, first published twelve years ago on Friday 28th March 2014


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illness stress culture of consulting fiorms flat linig false larm graphs


Official transcript

Consultant: I haven't slept since October because the culture of consulting firms is anti-health. I'm flat-lining! False alarm. I'm back. Who wants to make some graphs?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE OCTOBER BECAUSE THE CULTURE OF CONSULTING FIRMS IS ANTI-HEALTH.

I'M FLAT- LINING!

FALSE ALARM. IM BACK. WHO WANTS TO MAKE SOME GRAPHS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Flat-Lining"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a conference table alongside other individuals. The conversation begins with Dilbert stating that he has not slept since October due to the culture of consulting firms being anti-health. Another individual responds by saying they are "flat-lining," which Dilbert interprets as a medical emergency. He then asks if anyone wants to make some graphs, indicating that he is not taking the situation seriously.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's sarcastic comment about the culture of consulting firms
  • The misunderstanding of "flat-lining" as a medical emergency
  • Dilbert's nonchalant attitude towards the situation
  • The use of humor to comment on the culture of consulting firms and the absurdity of the situation.

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