Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th March 2014

Dilbert//9114, first published twelve years ago on Saturday 29th March 2014

Tags

miserliness, wages, good work, saves billons, no raise, personal item, on desk, insoubordination, abuse of power, boss, money

Official transcript

Boss: Alice, your good work has saved the company over a billion dollars. But I can't give you a raise because you once had a personal item on your desk. Alice: How are those things equal?!! Boss: And here comes the insubordination.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, YOUR GOOD WORK HAS SAVED THE COMPANY OVER A BILLION DOLLARS.

BUT I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU ONCE HAD A PERSONAL ITEM ON YOUR DESK.

HOW ARE THOSE THINGS EQUAL?!!

AND HERE COMES THE INSUBORDINATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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